Ode to Rick Santorum

Oh Senator Santorum, look at you

a name synonymous

with frothy poo.

You want to lead,

to be the man

but first you need to ease off Iran.

You  talk  a lot,

you’ve got the gall

but you will always lose to Dr. Ron Paul.

I know it hurts

you’re irate

but he flat out beat you in Thursday’s debate.

Bitch and moan in all you do,

but rest assured

Ron Paul will outlast you.

This is true

in all days

you can always

blame the gays.

In your camp

we will not delve

NO RICK SANTORUM IN 2012!

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